The obvious letter. by I Am Mouse

Last night I wrote something deep for you,
Staying up in bed, as I couldn't close my eyes.
I have thought about it over and over again,
If I sent it in the mail, would it come as a suprise?

The first words I used were, 'Dear Alexzander,'
And I'm sure the first lines just gave it away.
So if anyone ever found it and started to read,
'Who is the letter for?' You'd never hear them say.

If you received it then asked who it was for,
I'd get angry for stating the obvious in plain.
Yes, I wrote it on the white paper, just for you,
But the way I wrote will never be the same.

Thanks for being that one fortunate person,
That I never thought would enter my life.
I know we spoke about or future together,
Having kids, and the day I'd be your wife.

But you're honestly not the best for me,
As how you've treated me mean then kind.
Look, I will never regret having you here,
All though you had no personality, you look fine.

After I finish, I know I'll take you back to me,
As you have always kept running on back.
Forget about the stories that the chick will tell,
A little bit of sympathy for you, Is all I lack.

My Homage to Breasts by Jeff Weiner

My Homage to Breasts
by Jeff Weiner

Breasts are a wonderful thing
They make us happy and make us sing,
Men love them large or small
I myself just love them all,

To caress and kiss, or just enjoy
Fondling them as gods greatest toy,
Women dont understand our infatuation
That when we play with them its like a vacation,

We all want what we dont have of our own
Seeing them gets my attention overthrown,
Please dont be insulted by my compliments this hour
Possessing those give the women more power,

Weakening us without trying
By refusing us you leave us crying,
my homage here is with much respect
Saying what you already detect,

In closing I will say to you
How happy I am they come in two

Historic Hen by Michael D Nalley TC

There was once a historic hen
That confounded the thoughts of men
As time went on the plot would thicken
Which came first the egg or the chicken?
Still today the question does beg
Was it the chicken or the egg?
If men had only the wisdom of an owl
Would they give a hoot about any fowl?
Creationist were never in the dark
Quite sure that two chickens boarded the ark
Long before there was ever any clock
Farmers woke to the crowing of a cock
The hen pecked rooster is attached
To every clucking chick that ever hatched
Like a rogue fox straying from its den
The first hen evolved, we don't know when.